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๐ฆโจ ๐๐ฒ๐ท๐ท๐ฎ๐ป ๐ผ๐ฎ๐ป๐ฟ๐ฎ๐ญ: Ben & Jerryโs Cookie Dough Core straight from the pintโ because cutlery is a suggestion, not a rule. ๐๏ธ ๐๐ถ ๐ ๐ฌ๐ธ๐๐? Beyond. Wrapped in three blankets, wearing my oversized possum tee that says โAnxietyโ like itโs high fashion. Heโs panicked, Iโm panicked, the vibe is feral chic. ๐บ ๐๐ฎ๐ช๐ฝ๐พ๐ป๐ฒ๐ท๐ฐ: Sir Jon Taffer himself. Yelling. Saving bars. Fixing lives. I watch him like a Victorian wife waiting for her war hero. He screams โ I swoon. ๐ ๐ผ ๐ฅ๐ฒ๐ซ๐ฎ: Delicate disaster with a dessert addiction. ๐ฒ๐๐ถ๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐ป ๐ธ๐ฝ๐๐พ๐ธ๐: ๐ฎ๐ ๐๐๐ & ๐ฏ๐ถ๐ป๐ป๐๐โ๐ ๐๐๐๐. ๐ต ๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐น๐พ๐๐๐๐๐ท unless youโre Jon himself, here to bar rescue me. ๐ณ๐ช๐ณ๐ช, ๐ฃ๐ฝ๐ ๐ฎ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ฎ๐ธ๐๐๐ถ๐๐ ๐ซ๐ถ๐๐๐พ๐๐ ๐ซ๐พ๐๐ธ๐ฝ ๐ซ๐๐พ๐๐ธ๐๐๐ ๐ฆ๐จ๐บ๐
