

Hello, good morning! You might already know this, but I have a FUCK MACHINE! It's in the back of my storage closet underneath all kinds of bullshit. And it takes some physical labor to put together, so I need some motivation to get this thing pumping again. If I exceed this goal by *Saturday* I will set it up next week (after Canadian Thanksgiving) and send the first video I make with it for free to everyone who contributes! EDIT** Campaign is now closed!