Watch me slide my panties to the slide and play with myself, and then use my huge clear dildo on myself!
If you're not enjoying this video, perhaps you'll enjoy a brief history tidbit: on this day back in 1939, one of the most widely-recognized superheros was released. Playboy millionaire-turned-superhero Batman was released by DC Comics 🦇. His origin comic book, Detective Comics, is the longest running comic book in the US!
An 1890s petticoat, a choker from the same era, and a modern underbust corset.
Unsurprisingly, petticoats have been around a long time. The word itself comes from the old English phrase “pety coat” or small coat, intended to be worn under a dress, acceptable to be visible, and protected the expensive fabrics of a dress from touching the ground. They were also intended to help air move through the ankles and by the late 1500s you’d be considered out of fashion to not be wearing one.
By the 1800s, petticoats were all the rage, with ankle-revealing “polonaise” style gowns - giving way to the petticoat become increasingly associated as not just an undergarment, but with an more detailing in the design and made from materials like silk instead of crisp cotton, as lingerie.
By the 1800, petticoats stacked with underwire bodices contributed to the large hoop skirts fashion of that time, followed by a resurgence in the 1950s thanks to the popularity of Christian Dior’s designs. 💋
Been rewatching For All Mankind - have y’all seen it? I’ve been following the space news but I haven’t posed with my telescope lately because past me is an idiot and didn’t stock new batteries so present me pulled apart all my supplies looking for them. While in lingerie, well into the evening hours, ready to tell you all about space.
But, I couldn’t find any and figured oh no worries I can just talk to you while I collimate the telescope and past me also forgot to get batteries for that so future me could turn on the laser and make sure the mirrors are aligned properly. Ugh.
Present me overestimated my stargazing skills and thinking I could raw dog finding anything except Orion or the moon without any viewfinders or a properly aligned telescope.
So in the meantime I’m watching that babe from Altered Carbon as an astronaut, and waiting for a new book about the Challenger to arrive at my door, and maybe at some point future me will remember to just write down all the different batteries I need.
If you have zero idea what I’m talking about just put your hand down and enjoy the view 🔭🤓
One of you rascals sent me a small Bad Dragon style dildo so I can ride this thing without sacrificing my body to the sex gods and just enjoy it. The word small is relative here - it's still 8" and thick.
I'm a week early, but this neat piece of history also came by way so here's your history lesson for today: On April 1st, 1945 began the Battle of Okinawa. It was the roughest in the Pacific Theater and lasted until June 1945. As a result, what happened in Okinawa became a huge milestone in history.
The black wooden tray I'm using to suction the dildo to is a personalized gift from the Mayor of Okinawa to a commanding officer of the US Navy for his support in rehabbing/rebuilding one of the naval ports in Okinawa with the US Navy. The post-WW2 stage in Japan and Okinawa is complicated and probably boring compared to what's happening in my photos but the tray is handmade, inlaid with mother-of-pearl and a handwritten message.
You can both have dinner and a show using this thing! 💋 Check your inboxes!
It’s Women’s History month and while I don’t necessarily subscribe to the idea that we need a specific month to celebrate the role of women throughout history, it’s still good to raise awareness despite it becoming a commercialized holiday.
Recognized in the 1970s as a more mainstream holiday, it actually originated in the early 1900s as a result of women being more present in the industrial workforce and the roles they’ve played during the First World War!
I was gifted a fun T-shirt to celebrate this year which proudly announces I support both Women’s Rights And Wrongs! A fun play on how a woman can be many things and the accomplishments are as fun to recognize as the spicy naughty ones 😈💋
On this day in 1963, the Beatles released their first album “Please Please Me” which is exactly what you and I are both thinking as I’m wearing this 1960s starlet style dressing gown 💕
Only comments accepted are in the form of Beatles songs!
Happy Friday! Thought you’d like a little video treat today from one of my favorites 🤤💋
After my first Bad Dragon fantasy dildo, one of you sent me a big one. A huge one!
This is fresh out of the box, trying to see how I could ride him. After trying lots of different positions: from behind, from the front, squatting, laying back - I got the hang of it 🤭😏 (10:35)
I see London, I see France, I see (the lack of) Pretty Sadie Reed’s underpants 💋
You know, I was going to do the history on schoolyard taunts like this one but turned up short on any reliable references. There’s even a dissertation about it being a poorly translated rhyme since the first line references a city, and the second an entire country. Still turned up short on a reliable history you could keep in your back pocket for that one though.
Okay, I know this is more clothing than you’d probably like to see on me but there is something about black sheer dress is hot 🥵
It’s a 1970s sheer cocktail dress. It has shoulder pads which I find to be an odd detail given that the dressmaker obviously was focused on making sure you’re focused on the important stuff (not shoulders).
A little lingerie moment and a bonus lunar eclipse!
I was too busy binging AP Bio and making drinks to make it to the 2AM showtime for the lunar eclipse whose name I can’t share on here but it was worth the wait and my grainy iPhone photos were not bad!
Someday I’ll invest in astrophotography but that day is not today. The moon was red and full and the first of its kind fully visible for years so it was pretty neat! 🌖
This catchphrase actually originates from the legend of the Blarney Stone, which is thought to give “flattery sweetened with humor and flavoured by wit” should you kiss it.
The slab of limestone was placed into Blarney Castle in the mid 1400s, a few miles outside of Cork, Ireland. Its part of a machination, or an opening high up in the battlement of the castle, meant as a means to attack enemies by dropping boiling water, stones or sand out of it.
There’s a lot of lore around why this particular stone is legendary, but the earliest and most common is the tale of the builder of the castle, entangled in a 15-century lawsuit, appealed to the goddess Clíodhna from Irish mythology. She instructed him to kiss the stone of his castle when he awoke the next morning and in doing so, she gifted him the ability to eloquently argue (and win) his case. He took the stone and moved it to a place in the castle where no one could take it from him.
The tradition to kiss the Blarney Stone requires you to ascend the castle, lay on your back, and dangle out above the castle to reach it. Until iron wrought bars were installed, this required considerable risk since the only thing preventing you from falling was the person holding into your ankles.
It is far easier, they say, to just kiss an Irish person.
Today in history: The Scarlet Letter by Nathaniel Hawthorne was published in 1850. I spent a lot of time traipsing around Boston in my formative years so it’s an area I could go on and on about.
While I’m sure you probably have some vague memory of the book from high school required reading, Hawthorne is a really interesting character.
He was born in Salem (which is a town with a similar quirkiness and hauntedness as New Orleans) and as an adult, he lived in a famous home called The Old Manse, which was built by the grandfather of Ralph Waldo Emerson (that guy who is credited with the Transcendentalism movement).
Years later, he bought the historic home, The Wayside, owned by the Alcott’s (Louisa May Alcott, who wrote Little Women). The home was part of The Undergrouhd Raiload in its early years and after Hawthorne passed, the next owners hand painted frescos in honor of him on one of the skylights. It’s pretty neat.
Nathaniel Hawthorne wrote a lot, with a focus on dark romanticism. The year after The Scarlet Letter he published The House of Seven Gables, based on the actual House of Seven Gables. Which is both a cool book and a cool house. I’ve been a few times and every time I’m blown away by the secret twists and turns of the house.
If you got this far know that if you’re ever in the mood for classic American lit, those are some good recommendations. And if you’re ever in Boston you can go visit each of these houses which are restored to what it looked like back then. A very cool way to spend a few days if you dig colonial American history ♥️
ICYMI: Yesterday I sent a hot new video to your inboxes 🤭
A handjob video teasing him with lubed hands, and ruining his explosive orgasm where he shoots a big rope of cum onto his stomach! 🥵 Then I stroke him hard and fast until he's shaking and spurting even more cum post-orgasm. It was hot.
A sheer, 1960s peignoir that leaves little to the imagination 💕
These were typically worn over your pajamas, or lingerie, while around the house before bed. They also had a double use to protect your lingerie once you let your hair down for the night and brushed it out!
A 1970s playsuit and I can’t decide if I wanna add sparkly bellbottoms and hit up Studio 54, or just don some roller skates and groove our to disco on the rollerrink 🛼
I’m the 1970s, disco became the perfect groove to rollerskate to. Adding a disco ball, flashing lights, and groovy beats made the roller rink a popular place for kids and adults alike. Movies like Saturday Night Fever helped solidify the roller rink as the place to be.
A 1960s/70s athletic gym class jumpsuit joined my closet today!
Gym clothes being assigned at school are mostly a thing of the past for public schools but those of yesteryear are pretty cool. They’re usually thick cotton and have neat chainstitching in them like this one!
I’m not sure which sport it was for - any guesses?
You guys get to see my body all the time (just scroll!) so you'll have to forgive me that in my rush to get to the party I didn't take explicit pics in my Mardi Gras getup.
But, I thought you'd be interested in my outfit. It's a "Courir de Mardi Gras" costume which is how the original Cajun French would dress up on Mardi Gras. It's a fabric-covered outfit and typically includes a mask to hide your identity before going on a chicken hunt with you and your friends before preparing a community gumbo.
The hat is typically a capuchon (think a tall dunce-style hat) or crown like mine here - which was to poke fun at the French Royalty of the 18th century.
I made this getup myself! Like I've shared in my other history posts on Mardi Gras, costuming is a huge part of Mardi Gras!
I had a plan to do like a Dr Unk History style but instead trying to relay a little history lesson while getting railed but I got so distracted and it felt so good so that plan went right out the window. No history class today - enjoy the view!
