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I had a job tying sausages together, but I couldn’t make ends meat.
2025-01-08 21:01:14 +0000 UTC View Posthttps://onlyfans.com/1415682909/emmahircine
2025-01-08 19:47:09 +0000 UTC View Post
My ex still misses me. But his aim is steadily improving more and more each day. Huzzah!
2025-01-08 19:01:24 +0000 UTC View Post
I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
2025-01-08 17:08:51 +0000 UTC View Post
eBay is so useless. I tried to look up lighters and it gave me 13,749 matches.
2025-01-08 15:01:23 +0000 UTC View Post
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I recently heard about a mannequin that lost all of his friends. He was too clothes minded.
2025-01-08 13:01:19 +0000 UTC View Post
My mate and his cross eyed wife ust got a divorce. He found out she was seeing someone on the side.
2025-01-08 11:01:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Becoming a vegetarian is a big missed steak.
2025-01-08 04:01:07 +0000 UTC View Post
I’m reading a horror story in Braille. Something bad is about to happen… I can feel it.
2025-01-08 02:01:14 +0000 UTC View Post
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day.
2025-01-08 00:01:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Just burned 2,000 calories. That’s the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.
2025-01-07 22:01:15 +0000 UTC View Post
You know how there's a theory that no two people see a colour the exact same way?
Does that mean that the colour is a pigment of your imagination?
A plateau is the highest form of flattery.
2025-01-07 18:01:30 +0000 UTC View Post
I asked my French friend if she likes to play video games. She said, “Oui.”
2025-01-07 16:01:31 +0000 UTC View Post
Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coluoring. The doctor says I’m OK, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
2025-01-07 14:01:21 +0000 UTC View Post
Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race? It ended in a tie!
2025-01-07 12:01:13 +0000 UTC View Post
What’s the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are two dollars, but deer nuts are under a buck.
2025-01-07 10:00:58 +0000 UTC View Post
Doctor: “Sir, I’m afraid your DNA is backwards.” Me: “And?”
2025-01-07 08:02:59 +0000 UTC View Post
”Did you hear about the man who jumped off a bridge in France? He was in Seine.
2025-01-07 05:01:21 +0000 UTC View Post
My colleague can no longer attend next weeks Innuendo Seminar so I have to fill her slot instead.
2025-01-07 03:01:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.
2025-01-07 02:01:14 +0000 UTC View Post
He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how a Mercedes bends...
2025-01-07 01:01:18 +0000 UTC View Post
Did you hear about these new reversible jackets? I’m excited to see how they turn out.
2025-01-07 00:01:22 +0000 UTC View Post
A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter. How dairy.
2025-01-06 23:01:16 +0000 UTC View Post
I'm thinking I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward
2025-01-06 22:01:15 +0000 UTC View Post
What happened when the blue ship and the red ship collided at sea? Their crews were marooned.
2025-01-06 21:01:14 +0000 UTC View Post
What's the difference between the bird flu and the swine flu? One requires tweetment and the other an oinkment.
2025-01-06 20:01:23 +0000 UTC View Post
Air used to be free at the gas station, now it costs 2.50. You want to know why? Inflation.
2025-01-06 19:01:21 +0000 UTC View Post
