Do you like to start your day with a good pump? Get it? GET..
Do you like to start your day with a good pump? Get it? GET IT!?! Lololol…
2023-11-02 13:13:03 +0000 UTC View Post
thehaydnporter posts
It’s official! My free Halloween stream starts at 7:30pm cen..
It’s official! My free Halloween stream starts at 7:30pm central TONIGHT! 🎃👻🎃👻🎃 [Pretty please drop a ❤️ to help spread the word!!]
2023-10-31 13:01:04 +0000 UTC View PostCan you join me for my Halloween livestream?? Vote on the ti..
Can you join me for my Halloween livestream?? Vote on the time that works best for you, and let’s do itttt! [Pretty please ❤️ this so lots of people see it!]
2023-10-30 21:33:34 +0000 UTC View Post⭐️My most intimate and revealing live of all time⭐️ **6 hou..
⭐️My most intimate and revealing live of all time⭐️ **6 hour** livestream, 5 of which are top notch streaming and fapping material. ⭐️ Fully nude ⭐️ 10+ strip teases ⭐️ Sooo many unbelievably hot angles ⭐️ Pussy and b-hole spreading ⭐️ Admitting why I’m a horny little creep Don’t you want to see why I wear kneepads during my streams?? 👀 I got so into what I was doing, I literally pulled a boob. Don’t miss out! 💦
2023-10-29 14:45:05 +0000 UTC View PostI’m finally feeling a little bit Halloweeny! [Please do me ..
I’m finally feeling a little bit Halloweeny! [Please do me a big favor and ❤️ this post!! It means the world to me!]
2023-10-29 00:25:14 +0000 UTC View PostWell would you look at me, being all sweet. Also you should ..
Well would you look at me, being all sweet. Also you should totally check your DMs. Like… now. [And puhhhlease would you mind giving this post a ❤️? It makes such a big difference in my mood, and my ability to support myself 🥰]
2023-10-26 23:41:32 +0000 UTC View PostI should be working, but I got too horny, and ended up mastu..
I should be working, but I got too horny, and ended up masturbating instead. Unlock this to see my ✨post orgasm glow✨ I was still shaking when I took these, it’s honestly wild how rosy my cheeks and titties get when I cum… ☺️
2023-10-26 01:22:19 +0000 UTC View PostWould you be interested in a Halloween stream, on actual Hal..
Would you be interested in a Halloween stream, on actual Halloween? As in, on the 31st, not this weekend?
2023-10-25 20:00:18 +0000 UTC View PostShowing my pussy and asshole and everything imaginable in th..
Showing my pussy and asshole and everything imaginable in this video and photo bundle!! Even though I’m quite horny and very playful in this set, I’m marking it extra low. Why, you ask? Well, to be entirely honest, this is from before I got my new phone, and I feel like the video quality isn’t quite as good as the content I make now, so I wanted to give you the chance to *snatch* up a good deal. Get it before I regret this and every decision I’ve ever made!! 😅
2023-10-25 12:47:44 +0000 UTC View Post
Carlotta pulled the ol’ popcorn trick on me. She said “Reach..
Carlotta pulled the ol’ popcorn trick on me. She said “Reach into the bowl, and squeeze what ya find!” Also, go check your inbox for something naughty, featuring both of us. Highly recommend 😚💕
2023-10-24 01:01:43 +0000 UTC View PostHelloooo!! I’m a bit sleepy after my big livestream this wee..
Helloooo!! I’m a bit sleepy after my big livestream this weekend, but I promise I’ll get back to editing, and I’ll be sending out something very fun very soon. In the meantime, here’s a cute pic for ya 💕
2023-10-22 22:02:30 +0000 UTC View PostShowtime in just over 12 hours!! And I’m definitely not stil..
Showtime in just over 12 hours!! And I’m definitely not still awake and screwing around on the internet… **8:30pm central TONIGHT**
2023-10-20 11:37:02 +0000 UTC View PostTrapped at Urgent Care… Wish me luck!! Also the show is 100..
Trapped at Urgent Care… Wish me luck!! Also the show is 100% still on tomorrow (Friday) night, so don’t forget!! 8:30pm central.
2023-10-20 00:50:17 +0000 UTC View PostGuys, I’m a big doofus, and wrote the wrong day! 😬 My **free..
Guys, I’m a big doofus, and wrote the wrong day! 😬 My **free** bday nudie livestream is on **FRIDAY** at **8:30pm central**. Will you be able to make it?? [Please ❤️ this so we can spread the word quickly! Time is of the essence!!]
2023-10-18 20:11:02 +0000 UTC View PostWet pussy alert! Legit masturbation to completion!! Did I ..
Wet pussy alert! Legit masturbation to completion!! Did I get your attention? Good. I don’t know what came over me when I made this, but I was clearly out of control horny that day. Rewatching it got me turned on all over again, and I want you to feel good with me 💦 ⭐️ 11 minutes long ⭐️ Spread pussy views ⭐️ Suuuuper wet (you can even hear it!) ⭐️ My real orgasm face (even though it makes me SO shy) ⭐️ Perfect combination of cute and sexy ⭐️ One of my absolute hottest videos of all time Don’t skip this one!! I promise it’s well worth it 🔥
2023-10-18 00:27:32 +0000 UTC View Post🎉🥳Birthday Stream Announcement!!!🎊🎂 Hello everyone! I’m exc..
🎉🥳Birthday Stream Announcement!!!🎊🎂 Hello everyone! I’m excited to announce that I’m doing my birthday stream this **Saturday**, at **8:30pm central**. Even though it’s been a difficult start to this new year, I always have the happiest time when I’m hanging out with you. Please come help me celebrate, and get your fap on 💦 [pretty please ❤️ this post so lots of people see it!!]
2023-10-17 19:13:49 +0000 UTC View Post@thecarlotta and I made something extra cute and sexy for yo..
@thecarlotta and I made something extra cute and sexy for you... Go take a peek at your inbox, and let me know what you think 🤔💡👊💦 [and pretty please drop a ❤️ if you want to be extra sweet!!]
2023-10-17 00:49:01 +0000 UTC View PostOh hi. Just a friendly reminder that I’m still here. 😚💕 [A..
Oh hi. Just a friendly reminder that I’m still here. 😚💕 [Also pretty pleeease give this post a boost by liking it! I’d be ever so thankful!]
2023-10-15 19:20:08 +0000 UTC View PostA happy horny girl? Who doesn’t love that?? That’s exactly h..
A happy horny girl? Who doesn’t love that?? That’s exactly how I felt during my most recent stream, and I want you to have a chance to enjoy all the sexy *fully naked* goodness. ⭐️ Over 5.5 hours of content ⭐️ 10+ strip teases ⭐️ Bewbz ⭐️ Pussy play ⭐️ Twerking ⭐️ Rambling and chattering ⭐️ Scientific facts ⭐️ Unexpected pop culture references Overall, it’s incredibly fap-worthy and a great value. What are you waiting for?? 💦
2023-10-15 03:05:05 +0000 UTC View PostHey, everyone. I’ve been holding off on sending out new co..
Hey, everyone. I’ve been holding off on sending out new content, as I wanted to properly respond to everyone first, but I’ve reached a point where I can’t wait any longer, as I need to get back to earning a living. Thank you all so much for your kindness and support, and an extra big thanks to everyone who has ever contributed to a Betsey campaign, or unlocked my content. Without your help, I wouldn’t have been able to provide her the care she needed. Because of your generosity, I was able to devote nearly all of my energy to looking after my beloved Betsey. I honestly can’t thank you enough for that opportunity, and I will be forever grateful for the extra time I had with her. I’ll do my best to start sending out content again tomorrow. Thank you all so much for everything you’ve done to help me, and for reminding me that the world isn’t totally devoid of all kindness. I miss my baby terribly, but I owe it to her to become my healthiest self 💕
2023-10-14 03:49:10 +0000 UTC View PostI’m not up to making anything new, but I did stumble upon th..
I’m not up to making anything new, but I did stumble upon this video of me doing naked yoga, and it feels like a vaguely appropriate way to get back into posting fappable content. So…. Stretch with me, imagine *stretching* me, enjoy views of my pussy, you get the drift.
2023-10-12 23:27:23 +0000 UTC View PostGuys, I’m sorry to do this. But I can’t bring myself to even..
Guys, I’m sorry to do this. But I can’t bring myself to even edit content, let alone shoot anything new. I badly need a few days to process everything with Betsey. I don’t know if I’ll have my bday stream this weekend or next, I need to see how I’m feeling. Most likely it will be next Saturday, as at this point, I can’t go more than an hour or two without scream-sobbing. I know this is a bizarre ask, but if you find yourself in need of a fap, please scroll through our message history or check out my wall posts, on the off-chance that you see something you like. I can’t afford to not earn anything during my mourning, and even though it’s weird, I assure you it’s okay to get your rocks off to old videos of Happy Haydn. I’ll get back to that point someday 💕
2023-10-11 02:47:26 +0000 UTC View PostToday is my birthday, and although I don’t much feel like ce..
Today is my birthday, and although I don’t much feel like celebrating, it is a day for me to reflect on the beautiful connection I’ve had with my sweet Betsey for the past 11 years. We first found each other when I was entrenched in an incredibly unhealthy relationship - one which undoubtedly would have ended in my demise. Betsey had been abandoned on the side of a highway in an industrial area, and my mom forwarded me an email, asking if I knew of someone who would give her a good home. As soon as I saw her photos, my heart melted, and I snuck off to call my mom to let her know I wanted the dog. I knew I couldn’t allow my ex anywhere near her, as she needed to be surrounded by love. After 2 previously unsuccessful attempts, Betsey gave me the courage to leave, and I never looked back. Were it not for her unconditional love and pure heart, I wouldn’t be here today. 2 days ago, I had to make the incredibly difficult decision to put her to sleep. She’d been battling a rare and aggressive form of cancer, and it wasn’t right to push her any further. Since her diagnosis in June, I have been by her side almost 24/7, to the point that I now don’t know what to do with the solitude. My heart has been aching nonstop since we said our goodbyes, and I know I have a long road ahead of me. But from the bottom of my heart, I will be forever grateful for the love that we shared. I have no doubt in my mind that Betsey gave me a second chance at life. As difficult as it is to be here without her, I owe it to her to get through these hard times, and to continue to share my love and light when I am ready. Goodbye, my sweet angel. I will never forget you 💕
2023-10-09 23:03:35 +0000 UTC View PostMy birthday is in just a few short days!! Thank you so much ..
My birthday is in just a few short days!! Thank you so much to the few extra kind friends and fans who’ve sent me gifties!! 🥰 Did you know, thanks to the power of Amazon, it’s not too late to help me celebrate!? [Yes, this is me shaking you down for presents. Because it’s a milestone bday for me, and I feel like being fussy today.] 🥳 Click the wishlist on my profile if you’re feeling extra cooool 😚💕😎
2023-10-06 17:01:40 +0000 UTC View PostOh yeah, it’s spooky season. Does this count as a witch’s ha..
Oh yeah, it’s spooky season. Does this count as a witch’s hat?
2023-10-05 21:09:44 +0000 UTC View PostWe kissed off all our lipgloss!! 🫦 This is one of my absolut..
We kissed off all our lipgloss!! 🫦 This is one of my absolute hottest g/g videos of all-time, with the gorgeous Clarus Polaris and the sexy Malloy Panda. I could *not* keep my hands off of them, and at times I honestly forgot we were even filming. 🔥 This video is almost nonstop fully nude girl on girl action. Don’t say I didn’t warn ya… 👅 [Please remember to leave a ❤️ if you unlock this 😘]
2023-10-05 01:34:00 +0000 UTC View PostCan we pretty please get snuggly today? 🥺 I’m really not fee..
Can we pretty please get snuggly today? 🥺 I’m really not feeling my very best, but I’ve been struggling to edit some sexy new stuff for you. I hope you’ll enjoy it!! 💕
2023-10-04 21:42:35 +0000 UTC View PostBoob Mania is here!! So what if you don’t see any pussy? Wor..
Boob Mania is here!! So what if you don’t see any pussy? Word on the street is that my dancing is enough to make you blammo 🎉 What’s included in this 9 minute video?? 2 strip teases to… ⭐️ “Wrong Way” by Sublime ⭐️“Intergalactic” by Beastie Boys ⭐️ Plenty of inane ramblings + 38 naughty pics! What’ve ya got to lose? Aside from a few ounces of fluid 💦
2023-10-04 01:31:14 +0000 UTC View PostI think they call this “big crayon energy”. 🥴
I think they call this “big crayon energy”. 🥴
2023-10-03 16:25:11 +0000 UTC View Post
